Proper cheesy quaver rollercoaster of a movie. Handing out flyers handing out flyers, he aint got none round the back. Little fish little fish cardboard box. If you don’t remember the 90’s you were never really there 4/5
It seems Napoleon Dynamite has a long lost uncle. He’s just as unique and refreshing. Sit back and delight in this gem of a film. Can’t wait to see it again - its a thing of beauty. 4/5
Take yourself away to another world, culture and generation and then realise its entirely yours too. Maybe none of us are no longer here? If so, perhaps you wont mind if I have the last hobnob? 4/5
Fly on the wall worts and all drama about a couple dealing with breast cancer. Straight down the line pulling no punches. Feels like you're peering into your aunty and uncles life for a couple of hours - its so intimate a portrayal. Not my cup of tea. 2/5
Sometimes it just rides above your head and doesn't really land. This one floated away like a lost kite and never managed to capture my eagerness to catch it. 2/5
Edward Norton is a fine fine man. Well, I can’t comment on his table manners but his acting is sublime. This gem scoops you back to the ‘50’s when Edward, just like now, was 25yrs old. Invest in this movie and it will pay dividends. 4/5
The last 20 minutes of this movie is utterly, utterly breathtaking. Not taking away from the rest of this excellent documentary which is a fascinating on every level. Please can someone buy this man some cutlery - a spoon at least? Extraordinary. 4.5/5
You perhaps have seen it pop up on Netflix and thought you'd give it a swerve. On the contrary, get involved - it's a rollercoaster of staggering audacity and arrogance on every level possible. Instagram has come alive and takes plenty of prisoners in its wake. 4/5
I'm packing the family up and we're gonna live in the woods and read Chomsky, kill a few deer, play guitar and dance like nobody is watching. "If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion." What a lovely romp this movie is. Indulge. 4/5
Lives up to the hype and all accolades it has received. Remarkable performance by Joaquin Bottom. Just found out that’s his real name which surely makes me family. Christmas’s will never be the same again. 4.5/5
I think Hoffman is perhaps one of my favourite actors of all time. Perhaps followed by his name sake Phillip Seymour. Anyway, this flick aint half bad. 3/5
BBC FOUR doco about the incredible Tracy Edwards who lead the first all female round the world yacht team. Remarkable achievement and a truly epic picture. 4/5
It’s reassuring to know that despite hell on earth there still exists angels that refuse to be be broken. The most depressing movie I have ever seen. Yet, hope springs eternal and for fucks sake will, one day ,perhaps, overcome these pricks who continue to rage. 5/5
What a beautiful movie this is. Sit back and strap yourself in - it's a bumpy ride. But sharing a basket with these two for 90 minutes is a splendid adventure indeed. 4/5
“to think all these men die” was not a helpful bit of banter by the person sitting next to me as this film began. But alas you probably know the story already. No happy endings here. Not even Colin Firth could raise this one from the depths. 2/5
You can compare this to a hundred other war films and inevitably Lord of the Flies but please don't. Brilliant in its very own skin. Scratches all the right itches in all the right places and leaves your spine well and truly tingled. Left me wanting more. Bravo. 4.5/5
Like a village in Midsummer me thinks there is one too many murders and one which is rather egregious in my humblest of opinions. Despite this it's really rather decent and worth a pop on a Sunday night. 3/5