dont forget your popcorn

Edward Norton is a fine fine man. Well, I can’t comment on his table manners but his acting is sublime. This gem scoops you back to the ‘50’s when Edward, just like now, was 25yrs old. Invest in this movie and it will pay dividends. 4/5

- stop what you are doing right now and allow me to give you a piece of advice: WATCH THE SQUARE. WATCH THE SQUARE. WATCH THE SQUARE. WATCH THE MOTHAFUNKIN SQUARE. So good I think I need never watch a movie again. 5/5

- drugs ‘n guns ‘n gansters a plenty keep the momentum going on this Jamaican to London tale of revenge and redemption. Epic soundtrack just about keeps it afloat. 3/5

- choose your own adventure comes to life and gives you a glimpse into a future you don’t want to admit we’re actually already living. Playing God has never been so thrilling. Do it. 4/5

Keanu is back and he's not happy. Rather angry in fact. Lots of shooting. Then some more shooting. Then some more. Awful. 1/5

London wannabe gangster movie that ruffles the feathers but doesn't bloomin blow any doors off. 2/5

- arise Sir Clive of Owen in this Game of Armchairs tale of chivalry and all round good manners. What a lovely man. 3.5/5

- revenge thriller that is definitely best served cold. Keeps you on the edge of your settee - nearly fell off mine. 3/5

- best bloody damn good war story flick i've seen in god damn bloody ages god damn it. Hollywooded to the nines but floated my tank 4/5

-pirates with big, big ladders cause havoc for Hanks and his crew. Will keep you on the shiver of your timbers for sure 4/5

 - well worth a poke. Drive on a motorbike? Much more than that. Great soundtrack once again. Get it down ya. 4/5

- about an alcoholic who crashes a plane. Made me wanna have a drink and jump out of the window. Lucky I live in a bungalow. 2/5

 - pissed as a newt and not making sense - no not me my friend. This wayward, debauched flick. Time at the bar. Confused. 1/5

 - best bond ever? Maybe, just maybe..although Live and Let Die still tops my list. I do like Mr Craig as Mr Bond - great tits. 4/5

- Ben Drew is a genius. Well done sir. Who needs actions when you got films.Soundtrack to boot! Boys in the Hood Lndn style. 4.5/5

 we all gotta start somewhere - even the man who thinks he's a bat. I very much enjoyed this. Scarecrow debatable. Pow! 3.5/5

 - I fell down a man hole once, she carried on walkin and talkin. I kept both arms so cant complain. Enjoy this armless romp. 3.5/5

 cult classic in the making. Great soundtrack to boot. She drives me crazy and I cant get enough. Wallopping 4.5/5

 Retired, Extremely Dangerous. Should read: Retarded , Extreme Diarrhoea. Awful - You can not polish a turd. Avoid.  1/5

 - Aflecks a plenty! Do themselves proud too! Get it, watch it and enjoy. Quality. 4/5