Man Up Like a rollercoaster at a forgotten Margate theme park -pootles along, suddenly comes to life then over with a big crescendo. 2/5 Read more
A Good Year - Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. Engleeeesh pig dogs! Bearable romp - just about. 2.5/5 Read more
Midnight in Paris - nostalgia aint what it used to be. Owen Wilson is magnifique. She'll love it. U will too mon petit dejeuner.Mon dieu 4/5 Read more
Friends with Benefits -this is not about my mate dave who's on the dole. This is a romcom. She'll love it - you'll bare it for her sakes 2/5 Read more
Leap Year - chick flick which this soppy bugger quite liked. Sorry mankind. Your bird will like it - worth gettin if yr in the doghouse 3/5 Read more