dont forget your popcorn

Brad Pitt goes to Neptune to find his dad and returns to earth with a beard. Mission not accomplished. This is not one giant leap for mankind but a nice skip that on a big screen you might well enjoy - as did I . 3/5

Bloke gets stuck on Mars, grows potatoes gets rescued - done. Await follow up stuck on Pluto, grows courgettes. Yawn. 1/5

-been done before and will be done again -who cares - bring it on with bells & whistles, lightsabers, pain aux raisin haircuts 4/5

- passable entertainment that never quite plays all the right notes and not necessarily in the right places. 2/5

:Daft Punk Sci Fi - I shouldnt but I did. I liked it.Go see it in 3D at the flicks. Your misses wont like it - unless shes a Clingon 4/5

 - what was the point of this? Crap title, too many holes in this to make it anywhere near passable. Must try harder. See me. 1/5

 - Great stuff. Thoroughly enjoyable. South African with geordie accent, v odd. Surely must be a sequal. Cinema trip advised.  4/5