dont forget your popcorn

You perhaps have seen it pop up on Netflix and thought you'd give it a swerve. On the contrary, get involved - it's a rollercoaster of staggering audacity and arrogance on every level possible. Instagram has come alive and takes plenty of prisoners in its wake. 4/5

BBC FOUR doco about the incredible Tracy Edwards who lead the first all female round the world yacht team. Remarkable achievement and a truly epic picture. 4/5

It’s reassuring to know that despite hell on earth there still exists angels that refuse to be be broken. The most depressing movie I have ever seen. Yet, hope springs eternal and for fucks sake will, one day ,perhaps, overcome these pricks who continue to rage. 5/5

Desperation, suicide, beheading, torture, kidnapping : welcome to one man’s living hell. Except it’s not just his. It’s all of ours. Doco you should definitely watch please. That problem you have at the moment, means fuck all really, doesn’t it. 4/5

These movies need a health warning. Their message will radically improve your life and save our planet. When you take a step back and think about it the answer is simple: Plants. 4/5

- great doco film that portrays a chef as a genius in the same light as Mozart. Boy done well but it's just a plate of ice cream and some ants at the end of the day. Bitter sweet, symphony. 3/5

Louis's not mine. Nothing to do with me. Nothing. Rien! Try the Vatican next or perhaps Lidl - god only knows. 3/5

- "I would cut my penis off to play in a world cup qualifier" Touching stuff from the worst football team in the world. 3/5

- eye opening doco from @dogwoof -could have been called "12 Years a Killer Whale" Must see movie. Lets hope people listen. 4/5

even if you detest this "sport" you can't help but enjoy this with aplomb. True legend gone to the great big pit stop in the sky 4/5

 - doco on Indonesian massacres in 60's that blows your mind and hopefully shakes you into action. Intensely superb. 4/5